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Ek pahchan hajaro Dost bana deti hain,
Ek muskaan hajaro gum bhula deti hain
Zindagi ke safar me sambhal kar chalna

                                                 Ek galti hajaro sapne jala kr raakh deti hai

Ek Dua Khuda Se

Yeh bhi ek dua hai khuda se,
Kisi ka dil na dukhe hamari wajah se,
Aye khuda kar de kuchh aisi inaayat hum pe,
Ki khushiyaan hi milein sabko hamaari wajah se

Utha Hua Har Hath

Utha hua har hath dua ke liye nahi hota,
Jhuka hua har parda hawa ke liye nahi hota,
Apni galtiyon se bhi chirag bhuj jate hai aksar,
Kasoor hawa ka har baar nahi hota…

Dukaan Ki Tarah

Ab ho gaya hai aadmi ,
Bikta hai jahaan pyaar bhi saamaan ki tarah,
Pehchaan bhi hai mushkil mukhauton ke daur mein
Dikhta hai bhediya bhi insaan ki tarah!!

Zindagi Ki Uljhanein

Zindagi ki uljhanon ne hamaari sharaaratein kam di,
Aur log samajhne lage ki hum samajhdaar ho gaye.

Keemat

Ek talwar ki keemat hoti hai uski dhaar se,
Insaan ki keemat hoti hai uske vyavhaar se.

Talaash na kar

Choo le aasmaan zameen ki talaash na kar,
Jee le zindagi khushi ki talaash na kar,
Takdeer badal jaayegi khud hi mere dost,
Muskurana seekh le wajah ki talaash na kar.
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Thikana kabra hai to

Thikana kabra hai to
Ibaadat kar musafir

                                                                Kehte hain khaali haath
Kisi ke ghar jaaya nahi karte

Ye arzoo nahi ki

Ye arzoo nahi ki kisi ko bhulayein hum.
Na tammana hai kisi ko rulayein hum.
Par dua hai us rab se ek hi,
Jisko jitana yaad karte hain usko utana yaad aayein hum.

Khwahish aisi karo ki

Khwahish aisi karo ki aasman tak ja sako,
Dua aisi karo ki khuda ko pa sako,
Yun to jeene ke liye pal bahut kam hain,
Jiyo aise ki har pal mein zindagi pa sako..!

Zindagi haseen hai

Zindagi haseen hai zindagi se pyar karo,
Ho raat to subah ka intzar karo,
Wo pal bhi aayega jis pal ka intzar hai apko,
Bas rab pe bharosa aur waqt pe aitbar karo.

Mushkilon mein bhag jana

Mushkilon mein bhag jana asaan hota hai,
Har pehlu zindagi ka imtihan hota hai,
Darne walon ko kuchh milta nahi zindagi mein,
Aur ladne walon ke kadmon mein jahan hota hai.

Uthati lehron ko

Uthati lehron ko saahil ki darkaar nahin hoti,
Hauslon ke aage koi deewar nahi hoti,
Jalte hue ik chiraag ne aandhiyon se kaha,
Himmat hai to bujha ke dikha, jalne ke liye mujhe kono ki darkaar nahi hoti.

Soch ko badlo

Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayenge,
Nazar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge,
Kashtiyan badalne ki zarurat nahi,
Dishaon ko badlo, kinare badal jayenge.

Manzil unhi ko milti hai

Manzil unhi ko milti hai, Jinke sapno mein jaan hoti hai,
Pankh se kuchh nahi hota, Hauslon se udan hoti hai.

Lehron ko shaant dekh kar

Lehron ko shaant dekh kar yeh mat samjhna
Ki samandar mein ravani nahi hai,
Jab bi uthenge toofan ban kar uthenge,
Abhi uthne ki thani nahi hai.

Aankhon mein khushi

Aankhon mein khushi, labon par hansi, Gham ka koi naam na ho,
Aapko jahan ki saari khushiyan mile, in khushiyon ki kabhi sham na ho!!!

Rishta banana aur nibhana

Rishta banana itna aasan hai
Jaise MITTI pe MITTI se MITTI likhna
Aur rishta nibhana itna mushkil hai
Jaise PANI pe PANI se PANI likhna..

Yaad Rakhna

Yaadon mein hum rahein ye ehsas rakhna,
Nazron se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna,
Ye nahi kehte ke sath raho,
Door sahi par yaad rakhna.

Fitrat Hai Hamari

Har ek se achchi baat karna fitrat hai hamari,
Har ek khush rahe ye hasrat hai hamari,
Koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare,
Har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari.

Sehmi si nigahon mein

Sehmi si nigahon mein khwab hum jaga denge,
Sooni in raho pe phool hum khila denge,
Hamare sang muskura ke to dekhiye,
Hum aapke har gham bhula denge.

Surat se pehle

Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho,
Karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho,
Kisi ke roop mein diwana na bano,
Surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho.

Gham mein hasne walon ko

Gham mein hasne walon ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,
Lehron se pani ko hataya nahi jata,
Hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne,
Kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata.

Gum-e-Zindagi

Gum-e-Zindagi ke sitamvaar bahut hain…
Ranj-o-Mayusi ke deedar bahut hain…
Himmat-e-Insaan ke aage kya nahi mumkin…
Mana ke Sikast-o-Haar ke aasaar bahut hain..!!

Yaad aaye jo tum

Yaad aaye jo tum humko abhi…
Dil mein hui hulchul tabhi…
Lafzon ko tham liya zubaan ne haye…
Kehna hai kuchh tumse….par fir kabhi..!!

Nahi Milta

Har raahi ko mann chaha mukaam nahi milta,
Jisko jee bhar pyar kar sake wo insaan nahi milta,
Aasma ke sitaron ki tarah hamare armaan bhi bikharte rehte hain,
Jo apne dil mein hamein jagah de sake wo meharbaan nahi milta.

Duniya ka har shauk

Duniya ka har shauk pala nahi jata,
Kaanch ke khilono ko uchhala nahi jata,
Mehnat karne se mushkilein ho jati hai aasan,
Kyon ki har kaam taqdeeron par tala nahi jata.

Tajmahal Banva Diya

Bhagwan ne insan ko kya se kya bana diya,
Kisi ko kavi to kisi ko katil bana diya,
Do phoolon ka wajan na utha sakti thi Mumtaz,
Sahjahan ne uske liye tajmahal bana diya.

Kuchh sitaron ki chamak

Kuchh sitaron ki chamak nahi jaati,
Kuchh yadon ki khanak nahi jaati,
Kuchh logon se hota hai aisa rishta,
Ke door reh ke bhi un ki mehak nahi jaati.

Khairaat mein mili khushi

Khairaat mein mili hui khushi mujhe achchi nahi lagti…..
Main apne dukhon mein bhi rahta hoon nawabon ki taraha.

Fitrat aur haalat

Fitrat aur haalat mein tasadum hai warna …
Insan kabhi dil ka bura nahi hota…………….!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeh silsila-e-ishq

Kis kadar anjaan hai yeh silsila-e-ishq bhi,
Muhabbat to kayam rehti hai magar “Insan” toot jate hain!

Hamne mehboob jo badla

Hamne mehboob jo badla to taajjub kaisa,
Log kafir se musalman bhi to ho jate hain.

Yeh Sawal

Main uska hoon, ye raaz to woh jaan gaya hai!!
Woh kiska hai ye sawaal mujhe sone nahi deta.

Us Shakhs Se Talluk Hai

Us shakhs se faqat itna sa talluq hai,
Woh pareshan ho to hamein neend nahi aati…

Teri mehfil se nikle

Teri mehfil se nikle kisi ko khabar tak na hui,
Tera mud mud ke dekhna hamein badnam kar gaya…..

Tum takalluf ko bhi

Tum takalluf ko bhi akhlas samajte ho
Dost hota nahi har haath milane wala…

Lafz ko phool banana to

Lafz ko phool banana to karishma hai faraz…
Ho na ho koi to hai teri nigarish main shareek.

Apni nakami ka

Apni nakami ka ek sabab ye bhi hai,
Cheez jo mangte hain sb se juda mangte hain…

Wo khud ko phool

Wo khud ko phool aur hum ko patthar keh kar muskuraya karte hain,
Un ko kya khabar patthar to patthar rehtt hain phool hi murjhaya kartt hain.

Khawahishon ka kafila

Khawahishon ka kafila bhi ajeeb hi hai,
Aksar wahin se guzarta hai jahan rasta na ho.

Chehre ki hasi se

Chehre ki hasi se har gam chupao,
Bahut kuchh bolo par kuchh na batao.
Khud na rutho kabhi par sabko manao,
Ye raz hai zindagi ka, bas jeete chale jao.

Ek din sagar ne nadi se

Ek din sagar ne nadi se pucha,
Kab tak milti rahogi mujh khare jal se?
Nadi ne hans kar kaha,
Jab tak tujh me mithas na aa jaye tab tak.

Phool Bankar

Phool bankar muskurana zindagi,
Muskura ke gham bhulana zindagi,
Jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
Haar kar khushiyan manana bhi zindagi.

Sabhi naghme

Sabhi naghme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
Sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
Kuchh paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
Kuchh door reh kar bhi bhulaye nahi jaate.

Yadein hoti hain

Yadein hoti hain satane ke liye,
Koi roothta hai phir maan jane ke liye,
Rishte banana koi mushkil to nahi,
Jaan bhi chali hai nibhane ke liye.

Sabhi ko sab kuchh

Sabhi ko sab kuchh nahin milta,
Nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahin milta,
Yeh dil walon ki dunia hai dost,
Kisi se dil nahin milta to koi dil se nahin milta.

Taqdeer ke khel

Taqdeer ke khel se kabhi mayoos nahi hote,
Zindagi mein aise kabhi udaas nahi hote,
Hathon ki lakeeron par vishwas mat karna,
Taqdeer to unki bhi hoti hai jinke hath nahi hote.

Aashiyane ki baat

Aashiyane ki baat karate ho,
Dil jalane ki baat karate ho,

Saari duniya ke ranj-o-gam de kar,
Muskurane ki baat karate ho.

Hum ko apni khabar nahin yaaron,
Tum zamane ki baat karate ho,

Zikrr mera suna to chidh ke kaha,
Kis diwane ki baat karate ho.

Hadasaa tha guzar gaya hoga,
Kis ke jaane ki baat karate ho.

Sham suraj ko

Sham suraj ko dhalna sikhati hai,
Shama parwane ko jalana sikhati hai,
Girne wale ko hoti to hai takleef,
Par thokar hi insaan ko chalna sikhati hai.

Zindagi mein kisi ko

Zindagi mein kisi ko is kadar mat pyar karo,
Ki zindagi bina unke aadhori lage,
Mohhabat is kadar karo ki,
Hamari mohhabat ke bine woh aadhoori lage.

Agar Manzil Pana Hai

Agar manzil pana hai to HAUSALA sath rakhna,
Agar pyar pana hai to AITBAR sath rakhna,
Aur agar chaho hamesha muskurana,
To sab bhoolkar bas HAMEIN yaad rakhana.

Ya khuda

Ya khuda meri duaon mein itna asar karde,
Khushiyan use, dard uska mujhe nazar kar de.
Dilon se dooriyon ka ehsaas mita de ya maula,
Nahin to uske aanchal ko mera kafan kar de.

Unki duaon ka hum par asar

Unki duaon ka hum par asar dekhiye,
Kahan reh gayi thi ye kasar dekhiye.
Hum to nazar aayenge har ishq mein,
Is jahan mein aap apni basar dekhiye.
Bhool baitha hai shayad woh is gaon ko,
Kya hona hai ab haal-e-sahar dekhiye.
Ek baar yun hi sahi rakhne ko dil mera,
Dar par mere zara kabhi thahar dekhiye.

Wo khafa bhi hota hai to

Wo khafa bhi hota hai to zahir nahi karta,
Kasoorwar hain hum ye bhala khabar kaise ho,
Jiske deed se dhadkano ko rahat hoti hai,
Aadin bina us chand ke zindagi ye basar kaise ho.

Kaise woh laut aaye

Kaise woh laut aaye ke fursat use nahin,
Duniya samajh rahi hai mohabbat use nahin.
Lagta hai aa chuki hai kami us ki chah mein,
Kafi dinon se mujh se shikayat use nahin.
Dil ki zameen us ki hai banjar isi liye,
Jazbon ki barishon ki jo aadat use nahin.

Phoolon ki yaad aati hai

Phoolon ki yaad aati hai kaanton ko chhune par,
Rishton ki samajh aati hai faaslon pe rehne par,
Kuchh jazbaat aise bhi hote hain jo ankhon mein padhe nahin jaate,
Woh to nazar aate hain zubaan se kehne par

Naam ki kya baat karte ho

Naam ki kya baat karte ho,
Log chehre tak bhool jate hain.
Tum samander ki baat karte ho,
Log aankhon main doob jate hain.

Gile shikwe na dil se laga lena

Gile shikwe na dil se laga lena,
Kabhi maan jana to kabhi manaa lena,
Kal ka kya pata hum ho na ho,
Jab mauka mile thoda has lena aur hasaa dena.

Pattharon ko itna na pujo

Pattharon ko itna na pujo ke woh dewta ho jaye,
Kisi ko itna na chaho ke woh bewafa ho jaye.

Baadalon ke darmiyan

Baadalon ke darmiyan kuchh aisi saazish hui,
Mera ghar mitti ka tha mere hi ghar baarish hui,

Usko bhi zid hai bijliyan girane ki,
Aur hamein bhi zid hai wahin aashiyan banane ki.

Har ek rooh ki

Har ek rooh ki saanson pe wazan dekh raha hoon,
Main har ek sakhs ke haathon mein kafan dekh raha hoon.
Arre logon khuda hone ka dava na karo,
Main to insaan mein aadam ko bhi kam dekh raha hoon.
Yeh hawaon mein zahar aur yeh bimaar fiza,
Kal ko jo hona hai Anzaam-e-Chaman dekh raha hoon.
Yeh khuda ke liye Qatl-e-Khudai chhoro,
Nasl-e-Aadam mein tabahi ka chalan dekh raha hoon.
Roshni walon andheron mein bhi jeena seekho,
Mein aaftaab ke kadmon mein thakan dekh raha hoon.

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Yaad aane wale

Yaad aane wale yaad aaye ja rahe hain
Meri khayalon ki duniya par chhaye ja rahe hain
Hum kuch kehna chah rahe hain un se ,
Par wo chup hain bas sms padh ke muskuraye ja rahe hain.

Abhi to baaz ki

Abhi to baaz ki asali udaan baaki hai,
Abhi to aapka imtihan baaki hai,
Abhi tak to aapne zamin dekhi hai,
Abhi to pura aasmaan baaki hai.

Ankhoo ki aawaz

Ankhoo ki aawaz kuch aur hoti hai,
Aansoo ki aag kuch aur hoti hai…
Kaun chahta hai bichhadna apnon se,
Par kismat ki baat kuch aur hoti hai …

Dil hona chahiye

Dil hona chahiye, Jigar hona chahiye,
Ashiqui ke liye hunar hona chaihye,
Nazar se nazar milne par ishq nahi hota,
Nazar ke us paar bhi ek asar hona chahiye.

Kabhi ki hogi

Kabhi ki hogi suraj ne chaand se mohabbat…
Tabhi to chand mein daag hai….
Mumkin hai ki chand se huii hogi bewafai…
Tabhi to suraj mein aag hai…

Na koi kisi se door hota hai

Na koi kisi se door hota hai,
Na koi kisi ke kareeb hota hai,
Pyar khud chal kar aata hai,
Jab koi kisi ka naseeb hota hai.

Unki jahan se nirali hai ada

Unki jahan se nirali hai ada,
Andaz unke hai yaaron sabse juda,
Khafa ho jayen to qaatil se kam nahi,
Meharbaan ho jayen to lagne lagte hain khuda.

Utray jo zindagi teri

Utray jo zindagi teri gehraiyon mein hum.
Mehfil mein reh ke bhi rahe tanhaaiyon mein hum.
Deewangi nahi to aur kya kahen?
Insaan dhundhte rahe parchhaiyon mein hum.

Kal fursat na mili to

Kal fursat na mili to kya hoga,
Itni mohlat na mili to kya hoga,
Roz kehte ho kal milenge, kal milenge,
Kal meri aakhen na khuli to kya hoga.

Sath chhutne se

Sath chhutne se rishte nahi tuta karte,
Waqt ki dhundh se lamhe nahi tuta karte,
Log kehte hain mera sapna tut gaya,
Tutati to nind hai sapne nahi tuta karte.

Khwaish aisi karo ki

Khwaish aisi karo ki aasman tak ja sako,
Dua aisi karo ki khuda ko bhi pa sako,
Yun to jeene ke liye pal bahut kam hain,
Par jiyo aise ki har pal mein zindgi pa sako..!

Kashti toofan se

Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Shama bujh ke bhi jal sakti hai,
Mayus na ho irade na badal aye dost,
Kismat kisi bhi waqt badal sakti hai.

Bina gum khushi ka

Bina gum khushi ka pata kaise chalega,
Bina roye hansi ka maza kaise milega,
Wo jo bhi karta hai wo hi janta hai…
Agar hum jaan gaye to use khuda kaun kahega.

Is kadar na har baat

Is kadar na har baat yaron se pucho,
Jo baat raaz ki ho isharon se puchho,
Leharo se khelna to samandar ka shauk hai,
Lagti hai chot kaisi kinaron se puchho.

Kashish honi chaiye

Kashish honi chaiye kisi ko yaad karne ki,
Lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge,
Waqt hone chahiye kisi ko milne ka,
Bahane to apne aap mil jayenge.

Nazren na hoti to

Nazren na hoti to nazaara na hota,
Duniya main hasino ka guzara na hota,
Hamse yeh mat kaho ke dil lagana chhod de,
Jaake khuda se kaho ke haseeno ko banaana chhod de.

Fanaa Kar Dena

Ikhtiyaar-e-Tarannum ke tabassum se roshni ko jala dena,
Mohabbat ho to nigahon se nahi hoton se bayan kar dena.
Khidmatein unki ek bar nahi sau bar kar dena,
Jab sab kuch kaam na kare aye dost,
To jaam peete hue mohabbat ko fanaa kar dena.

Geele kagaz ki tarah…

Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindagi apni,
Koi jalata bhi nahi aur bahata bhi nahi.
Is kadar akele hain raahon me dil ki,
Koi satata bhi nahi aur koi manata bhi nahi.

Wo baat kya karu

Wo baat kya karu jiski khabar hi na ho,
Wo dua kya karu jisme asar hi na ho.
Kaise keh du aap ko lag jaaye meri umar,
Kya pata agle pal meri umar hi na ho.

Mohabbat Me

Mohabbat me hum mashoor kya huwe,
Har harkat humari deewangi lagne lagi.
Lafz jo nikle haal-e-dil ka bayan karne,
Zamane ko har wo baat shahyari lagne lagi.

Dil ka dard

Dil ka dard kisiko bataya na karo,
Aankhon me chuppe aansu bahaya na karo.
Log mutthi me namak liye ghumte hain,
Apne zakhm kisiko dikhaya na karo.

Fir na simtegi

Fir na simtegi agar dosti bikhar jayegi,
Zindagi zulf nahi jo fir se sawar jayegi.
Jo khushi de tumhe thaam lo daaman uska,
Zindagi roke nahi has ke gujar jayegi.

Kabhi tum bhi

Kabhi tum bhi humse baat kar liya karo,
Milne milaane ki faryaad kar liya karo.
Ek hum hai jo har baar shurwaat karte hai,
Kabhi tum bhi humein humse pehle yaad kar liya karo.

Jaane kya

Jaane kya mujhse zamaana chahta hai,
Mera dil todkar mujhe hasana chahta hai.
Jaane kya baat chalakti hai mere chehre se,
Har shaks mujhe aazmaana chahta hai.

Kagaz ki kashti

Kagaz ki kashti thi aur pani ka kinara tha,
Khelne ki masti thi aur dil awara tha,
Kahan aa gaye jawani ke daldal main,
Kya kahen bachpan hi kitna pyara tha,
Utra tha chaand mere aangan main,
Yeh sitaroan ko gawara na tha,
Main to sitaroan se bagawat kar leta,
Par chand bhi kaha hamara tha.

Yeh sheeshe

Yeh sheeshe yeh sapne yeh dhage,
Kise kya khabar hai kahan toot jaye.
Mohhabat ke dariya main tinke waffa ke,
Na jane yeh kiss mod par doob jaye.

Murradon ki manzil

Murradon ki manzil ke sapno main khoye,
Mohabbat ki raho pe hum chal pade they.
Zara dur chal ke jab aankh khuli to,
Kadi dhoop mein hum akele khade they.

Jab bhi dill mein koi

Jab bhi dill mein koi vichar aata hai ,
Mera dill khamosh hokar rah jata hai.
Koi sab kuch keh kar pyar jatata hai,
Aur koi kuch na keh kar bhi sabh kuch keh jata hai.

Shikayat hai unhe

Shikayat hai unhe ke hame mohabbat karna nahi aata,
Shikwa to iss dil ko bhi hai par ise shikayat karna nahi aata .

Dhoondta tha ke

Dhoondta tha ke kaun mera saath nibhayega saaye ki tarah,
Sochta hu ke kaun mere jazbaton ko samjhega yaha,
Par jab khayal aaya unka jinhone hame kabhi akela nahi chchoda,
To laga in tanhayion se aachcha saathi mujhe milega kaha!!!

Phooloan se kya dosti karte ho

Phooloan se kya dosti karte ho,
Phool to murjha jaate hain.
Aggar dosti karni hai to kaanton se karo,
Kyun ki woh chubh kar bhi yaad aatein hain.

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    • Eating a whole apple core because you can’t be bothered going to the bin, admit it, you’ve done it.
    • Every storm runs out of rain
    • Fabulous ends in “us” coincidence? I think not
    • Generally, the path of least resistance appeals. Also, I am excellent at parallel parking.
    • God bless this hot mess
    • Good Samaritan, washed-up athlete, especially gifted napper.
    • Have lots of hair and like ugly things
    • Here to serve…. the cat overlord
    • I absolutely hate Instagram, and anything else having to do with hashtags.
    • I always feel sad for seedless watermelons, because what if they wanted babies?
    • I am an actor and a writer and I co-created my breakfast and my son, Malachai.
    • I am coming back to face the reality that a normal day is not beer on the beach or calamari in the belly.
    • I can quote (Insert movie) better than you and all your friends.
    • I Can’t remember who I stole my bio from or why
    • I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on HD somewhere.
    • I have this new theory that human adolescence doesn’t end until your early thirties.
    • I hope one day I love something the way women in commercials love yogurt
    • I looked at my Instagram photos and realized I look beautiful.
    • I once sneezed a beanie weenie through my nose. I also made a horse faint in Costa Rica.
    • I only rap caucasionally
    • I prefer my puns intended
    • I put the hot in psychotic
    • I recently gave up Warcraft so my productivity, and drinking, have increased dramatically.
    • I shouldn’t be allowed to go on Snapchat, Facebook or Instagram when I’m drunk!

I still don’t understand Twitter, but here I am.

    • I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks.
    • I think it’s weird if a girl doesn’t have an Instagram now days.
    • I used to act. I also belly dance and eat Jolly Ranchers – not always at the same time though.
    • I was addicted to hokey pokey but I turned myself around
    • I will go into survival mode if tickled
    • I’m a force to be reckoned with, I reckon
    • I’m not glad it’s “Friday” I’m glad it’s “Today”. Love your life 7 days a week.
    • I’m starting to like Instagram, which is weird because I hate pictures.
    • I’ve always thought being popular on Instagram is as about as useless as being rich in monopoly
    • I’m a Basset Hound aficionado with a mouth like a Syphilitic sailor.
    • I’m a Texan with lots of opinions and pretty hair.
    • I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I am joking.
    • I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook.
    • I’m not smart. I just wear glasses.
    • I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them
    • I’m real and I hope some of my followers are too.
    • I’m really a giant cupcake. Afraid of roller coasters and dry ice
    • If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of embarrassment
    • If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me, and we can make fun of people together
    • In search of sleep, sanity, & The Shire
    • Insert pretentious stuff about myself here.
    • It’s Weird that all pics shared from Instagram are always blurring.

Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin

    • Just another paper cut survivor
    • Just keep swimming
    • Life is dumb and I want to sleep
    • Living vicariously through myself
    • Making the Snuggie look good since 2009.
    • Mama said life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get
    • Mermaids don’t do homework
    • My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
    • My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-Mart
    • My life was changed by a train.
    • Promo Codes for life.
    • My relationship status? Netflix, Oreos and sweatpants
    • Naturally and artificially flavored
    • Nice guys finish lunch.
    • Nothing more than a man who cared enough to try
    • Oh I’m sorry was my sass too much for you?
    • OMG no one cares
    • Only Swag girls are fascinated by hashtags on the Facebook.
    • Perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee. Coincidence? I think not.
    • Please insert pretentious crap about myself here.
    • Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.
    • Probably the best meat eater in the world

Proud supporter of messy hair and sweatpants

    • Pudding tastes better with a plastic spoon
    • Putting’ the ‘elation’ in ‘Public Relations’
    • Recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things.
    • Recovering ice cream addict
    • S P E C T A C U L A R V E R N A C U L A R
    • Someday, there’s going to be an updated version of me.
    • Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.
    • Spreading smiles like they’re herpes
    • Stay classy
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    • Super cali swagilistic hella dopeness
    • That awkward moment you get accepted to all the schools you applied for.
    • The bags under my eyes belong to kaya west
    • The fat on my body is designer
    • The only person on Instagram who doesn’t claim to be a social media guru.
    • The only thing stopping me from being pure white trash is my lack of motivation.
    • There shouldn’t be a fear of getting old. It’s the fear of not getting there that scares me.
    • There’s no such thing as darkness, just an absence of light
    • To infinity and beyond
    • Trying to elevate small talk to medium talk.
    • Where the hell am I, and how did I get here?
    • White lips, pale face, I hate the entire human race
    • Why look up at the stars when the biggest star is me

Will show ankle for five minutes of wireless

  • Winner of World’s Best Wife Award (Category: Nagging)
  • Words cannot express my love & passion for Fridays!
  • You can follow me if you feel like it. You can also put peanut butter in your butthole, if you feel like it.
  • You can’t fix stupid, no matter how much duct tape you use over their mouth!
  • You is kind, you is smart, you is important
  • You know your in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
  • You’re too rad to be sad.
  • You’re a 10, on the pH scale, maybe. Cuz you’re basic

New Instagram Bios of 2016-17

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    • Millennial and proud of it
    • Things just ain’t the same for gangstas
    • This is my simple Chipotle dependent life
    • Car, house, or trip to Thailand? Let’s pack our bags
    • The reason I like you is simple, love, laughter, and your smile
    • How we live our life is far more important than how we say we live our life
    • The best of me is yet to come
    • Making history
    • On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m a 15
    • Math: Mental Abuse To Humans
    • Let go and let the world pass through your fingertips
    • Is it bad I’m constantly craving either cupcakes or donuts?
    • BAE means bacon and eggs

  • When we met there was romance in the air, a sense of the world stopping still
  • I only use Instagram to stalk…
  • I’ve never been able to figure out this damn Twitter bio thing
  • I’m done with my dinner when I’ve had my dessert
  • This isn’t rocket science, you take a photo of brunch and you hashtag #yolo #sundayfunday
  • I haven’t been myself ever since I was born
  • This is my last Instagram bio ever
  • I wish I knew when my Dominos pizza would arrive
  • I’ve been waiting hours and I’ll be waiting for hours more, till my love arrives and my heart’s fulfilled
  • When I’m not on Instagram I’m on Netflix watching OITNB
  • Why would I ever leave the house when there’s Netflix and ice cream waiting for me
  • I do yoga sometimes, drink sometimes, party sometimes, and study rarely

New Instagram Bios of 2018

BY,,,,,,,,,,,, RANA CHAHAL (JOT CHAHAL)

JOT CHAHAL ………………….. HASTAGS FOR INSTAGRAM #IJOTC #IMJOT #RANACHAHAL

  • My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.
  • Recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things.
  • Everything on this earth is self-centered, the difference is the radius.
  • I still don’t understand Instagram, but here I am!
  • I am so poor, I can’t even pay attention.
  • Can Bob the Builder fix my bad attitude?
  • I have not failed, my success is just postponed for some time.
  • One person’s LOL is another person’s WTF.
  • I will be back before you pronounce afjkhnfknluancakhufhjcnk.
  • Always give your 100%, unless you’re donating blood.
  • Life is too short to update Instagram bios.
  • I have good news and bad news to tell you. The bad news is that I don’t have any good news. The good news is that I don’t have any bad news.
  • Knowledge is like underwear, important to have, but not necessary to show off.
  • Wi-Fi, food, my bed. Perfection.
  • Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?
  • Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, one day, you’ll find a brain back there.
  • I don’t make mistakes. I date them.
  • Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
  • Due to an intense mind fog, all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.
  • I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect.’ That way, when I forget, it reminds me, ‘Your password is incorrect.’
  • The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!
  • My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself, anymore.
  • I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.
  • The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
  • I hold the key to world piece, but somebody changed the lock!
  • I only drink on two occasions: when it’s my birthday and when it’s not.
  • Friendship is like peeing on yourself; everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
  • Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  • I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

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Samajaa Do Tum Apni Yaado Ko Zara,
Din-Raat tang Karati Hai Mujhe Qarzdaar Ki Tarah.

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Roj roj nhi mil pate to Kabhi kabhi mila karo
Mil kr yaad rahe hamesha kuj es traha mila kàro.

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Ek chhote se sawaal par Itni khamoshi,
Bas itna hi toh puchha tha- “Kabhi wafaa ki he kisi se ??”

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Zindgi me sab kuch to paa lunga me bus Aye Sanam
Tujhe Na pane ka Dukh Hamesa Rahega…

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Tum Khud Ko Samjhte Ho Na Jaane Kya Kuch,..
Toh Sunlo….
Hum bhi tumhe kuch nahi Samjhte Zindagi Ke Siwa !!!

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Bhul to jaau tujhe,….
Par mere paas rahega kya??

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Chalo Maan Liya Mujhe Mohabbat Karni Nahi Aati,
Lekin Zara Ye To Batao; Tumhe DiL Todna Kisne Sikhaya??

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aaj ek zamane baad unko humari yaad aayi,
Dil khush to hua magar fir bhi na jane kyun aankh bhar aayi.

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Kuchh to bewafayi he mujhme bhi,
Jo ab tak zinda hun tere begair.

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Aey Ishq Suna Tha Tu Andha hai,
Fir mere Ghar ka Rasta tujhe Kisne Bataya??

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Jab koi Apna Dusro ke Kareeb hone lagta he,
To Dooriyo ka Ehsaas zyada hota he.

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Aaj Kaise Wo So Gya Humse Mehfil-e- Guftagu Kiye Begair,
Jo Kehte The ‘Teri Baton Main neend Se Bhi Ziada sakoon Milta He.

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Kya Mila Tumhe Sari Umar Mahobbat Karke ?
Ek Rone Ka hunar, Or ek Raato ka Jaagna.

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Simat Gaya mera pyaar chand Alfazo me,
Jab usne Kaha, Mahobbat toh hai,…Magar tumse nahi.

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Chhor Diya Uska Intezaar Karna Humesha ke Liye,
Jise Nigaahon ki Qadar nahi Use Mud-mud Ke Kya Dekhana.

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Soch Samajh Kar Aankhein Milana Tum,
Ye Pyaar Bohot Pyaar Se Ho Jata Hai.

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Marham Nahi To… Humure Zakhmo Par Namak Hi Laga Do,
Hum To Tere chhu Lene Se Theek Ho jaenge.

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He Aarzoo ek raat tum aao Khwaab me,
Bas Dua he us raat ki kabhi Subha na Ho.

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tu ishq ki dusari nishani de de mujhko,
aansoo toh roz gir ke Sukh jatey he.

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kya batau kitana mushkil Hai jeena,
Jis ke liye jeena, Usi ke Bina jeena.

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Mahobbat Jeet Jayegi Agar Tum Maan Jao Toh,
Mere DiL me Tum Hi Tum Ho Agar Jaan Jao Toh.

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Wo na Hi Milate to Achha hota,
Bekaar me Mahobbat Se Nafarat Ho gayi.

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saans to lene diya karo.
Aankh khulate hi yaad Aa jate ho.

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Badi shiddat se kiya ruswa rehan usne
ki sans bhi na ruki or mot bhi aa gyi
– Rehan Khan

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Bhul to jaau tujhe,….
Par mere paas rahega kya??
– Shiva rajak

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Jinhe Gairo Se Ulfat Ho Gayi ho Chand Lamho Me..!!!
Unhe Lazim hai apno Ko Supurd-a-KhaQ Kar Dena..!!!!
– Adnan Khan

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Manzil to mil hi jai gi bhatak kr hi shi
Nadan wo h jo gher se niklte hi nhi
– Khan

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Tum se achchi to “maut” hai…
Ek na ek din to aati ‘zarur’ hai
– Umar

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Kya Bataoo Kitna Mushkill Hai jeena ..
Jis k liye jeena … uske Bina Jeena ….

 

lovequotesalma47

Dil hai beqaabu uska hai jaadu,
Jeene ka mere WO hi aasra hai.Har dil ki tamanna hai WO hasi,
Usmein kuch to alag si baat hai.

Wo hanse to phool khile,
Bole to ras ki fuhaar udeyMeri zindgi hai WO uski saanso se
Meri saanso ke taar judey

Uska naam lekar dil dhadkta hai
usmein kuch to alag si baat hai.

Hum raat ki tanhai mai unhe yaad kiya kartehai
aur sitaro se unka zikar kiya karte hai
woh aaye na aaye khawbo mai
fir bhi hum unka intezar kiya karte hai…Royegi aankhe Muskurane ke baad,
Aayegi raat Din Dhal jane ke baad,
O Janewale Zara mud ke Dekh,
Shayad Yeh ZINDAGI hii Na Rahe Tere Jaane Ke Baad.Dur nigaho se bar bar jaya na karo,
Dil Ko is tarah tadpaya mat karo,
tum bin Ek pal bhi Jee na payenge Hum,
Yeh Ehsaas bar bar Dilaya na karo…Agar jawab doge to baat karenge!
Nahi doge to intezar karenge!
DOSTI ki hai aapse isliye marte dam tak
aap ko har pal YAAD karenge….Judai aapkirulati rahegi,
yaad aapki aati rahegi..pal pal jaan jati rahegi,
per jab tak jism me jaan hai..
har saans pyar k wade nibhate rahenge !!!

 लिपट जाता हूँ माँ से और मौसी मुस्कुराती है
मैं उर्दू में ग़ज़ल कहता हूँ हिन्दी मुस्कुराती हैउछलते खेलते बचपन में बेटा ढूँढती होगी
तभी तो देख कर पोते को दादी मुस्कुराती हैतभी जा कर कहीं माँ-बाप को कुछ चैन पड़ता है
कि जब ससुराल से घर आ के बेटी मुस्कुराती हैचमन में सुबह का मंज़र बड़ा दिलचस्प होता है
कली जब सो के उठती है तो तितली मुस्कुराती है
lovequotesalma64
हमें ऐ ज़िन्दगी तुझ पर हमेशा रश्क आता है
मसायल से घिरी रहती है फिर भी मुस्कुराती हैबड़ा गहरा तअल्लुक़ है सियासत से तबाही का
कोई भी शहर जलता है तो दिल्ली मुस्कुराती है.Yaadon mein meri tum aaya na karo
Yun baar baar bevaqt hamein sataaya na karo
Pyar karte ho tum bhi humse maloom hai yeh
Yun sabke saamne beithke sharmaaya na karoKarenge tumse wafa hum har ghadi
Kabhi shikaayat ka mauka na denge tumhein
Haste haste guzaarenge zindagi ka har lamha
Kabhi roothne ka mauka na denge tumheinJagaaya unhone aisa ke aaj tak so na sakke
Rulaaya unhone aisa ke sabke saamne ro bhi na sakke
Jaane kya baat thi unn mein….
Jabse maana unhe apna tabse kisi ke ho na sakke
Neendh aankhon se udh gayi hai
Cheyn dil ka kahin kho gaya hai
Haalat dil ki na poocho humse aap….
Kahin mujhe pyar toh nahin hogaya hai You can fall from a mountain,
You can fall from a tree,
But the best way to fall,
Is to fall in love with meBikhri si inn zulfo ko tu apni ungliyo se aake savaar le
Mere khwaab mein aa ke mere saath yeh tanha raat guzaar le
Hota nahin ab inn meethi yaadon se mera guzaara
Marr na jaau kahin iss se pehle mujhe dil se pukaar le

Teri sabhi baatein baar baar yaad karna acha lagta hai..
Tumhein khud mein mehsoos karna acha lagta hai..
Dua hai bas yahi ke Khuda aapko humse juda na kare..
Kyunke tera saanso ke nazdeek rehna acha lagta hai

Mohabat ke bina zindagi fizool hai
Par mahobat ke bhi aapne ussol hai
Kehte hai milti hai mohabbat mein bahut ulfaate
Par aap ho mehboob toh saab kubul hai…

“KitnA Pyaar Karte hain tumse
Kaash TumkO bhi yeH ehsaaS ho JayE
Magar AisA na Ho Ke
Woh hosH mein tab Aaaye
Jab HuM gehri neenD mein so JaayE”

hichikiyon se ek bat ka ehsas hota hein
ki shayad koi humhein bhi yad kartaa hein
beshak milne naa aaye par
char lamhein humpar barbad to karta hein” Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye,
Jubaan kholu to tera he naam aaye,
Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum,
Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tamaam aaye. Aap ke chahne wale bohot honge, lekin hum bhi kuch kum nahi,
Aap ke naam ke siway hume koi naam yaad nahi,
Aap ko yaad karne ke siway hume kuch kaam nahi,
Dil karta hai sirf ek baar pardes aanke tumhe dekh lu,
Phir maut bhi aae to koi gum nahi…. Missing u a lot my love…… Duniya mein aisa phool nahin jis mein khushboo na ho
Aisa sitaara nahin jis mein roshni na ho
Hamari zindagi mein aisa ek pal nahin
Jis mein “A” aap ki yaad na ho Tumhain Dil Main Basaye Rakhta Hoon,
Aur Duniya Ko Bhulaye Rakhta Hoon
Tumhe Meri Nazar Na Lag Jaye
Apni Nazar Jhukaye Rakhta Hoon..!!!!

Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badhaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khayal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte. !!!

Tum Kya Jano Kya Hai Tanhai,
Is Tute Hue Patte Se Pucho Kya Hai Judai,
Yu Bewafa Ka Ilzam Na De Zalim,
Is Waqt Se Puch Kis Waqt Teri Yaad Na Aayi… Zindagi Sirf Muhabbbat Nahi, Kuch Aur Bhi Hai,
Zulf-O-Rukhsaar Ki Jannat Nahi, Kuch Aur Bhi Hai. Bhook Aur Pyaas Ki Maari Hui Is Duniya Mein,
Ishq Hi Ek Haqeeqat Nahi, Kuch Aur Bhi Hai.

Sitare to bohot hai, magar Chand jaisa koi nahi,
Phool to bohot hai, magar Gulab jaisa koi nahi,
Shayar to bohot hai ees duniya main, magar Aap jaisa koi nahi,
Aur dost to bohot hai hamare, magar Aap jaisa Heera(diamond) koi nahi…

Poocho na us kaagaz se,
jis per hum dil ke bayaan likhte hain,
Tanhaayion mein beeti baatein tamaam likhte hain,
woh kalam bhi dewani ho gayi,

jis se hum tumhaara naam likhte hain..Jis Ki Qurbat Mein Karar Bohat Hai,
Usss Ka Milna Dushwar Bohat Hai,
Jo Meray Haathon Ki Lakiron Mein Nahin,

Usss Shaks Se Humain Piyar Bohat Hai..

Kya kahen kuch kaha nahi jaata.
Dard mitha hae par saha nahi jata.
Rishta ban gaya is qadar aap se
Bin yaad kiye aapko ab raha nahi jata

ye bat such hai ke khuda ne insan banaya,
par ye insan uski ehmiyat samaj nahi paya,
banke hewan usne ek dusro ko jinda jalaya,
khud sab dekh hasta raha aur khuda ko rulaya.Mai janta hun ke ye khwab jhute hain,
Aur ye khushiya adhuri hain;
Magar jinda rehne ke liye mere dost,
Kuchh galatfaimiyan jaruri hain!!Sirf Chahne Se Kuch Hota Nahin Haasil,
Qayamat to Andaaz-e-Bayan Mein Hoti Hai
Ishq Mein Jab Waar Karti Hain Aankhein,
Tab Talwarein Bhi Aksar Mayan Mein Hoti Hai….!!
konjus ishq
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Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne mobile par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah……… )

Innocent Aashiq
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Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha,
Dekhta hi gaya……..
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

Careful Aashiq
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Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez “check” karta hoon main
“Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad”

Married
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Taj Mahal kya cheez hai
main to usse bhi bada mahal banaoonga,
aree Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaonga.

Truthful Aashiq
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Kaash Tere Chehre Pe
Chechak Ke Daag Hote
Chand To Tum Ho Hi
Sitare Bhi Saath Hote

Still to be a Aashiq
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Khidki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par hai re meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua santa nikla

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Mera dil ka dard kisne dekha hai, mujhe
bas khuda ne tadpte dekha hai,

Wafaayain Maangte Phirte Hain Faqeeron Ki Tarha

Ajeeb Loog Hain Kehte Hain Mohabbat Ki Hai……

Main uska hoon vo is ahsaas se inkar karta hai,
bhari mahfil me bhi ruswa mujhe har baar karta hai,
yakin hai sari duniya ko khafa hai humse vo lekin,
mujhe maloom hai phir bhi mujhise pyar karta hai….

Khushion se naraaz hai meri zindagi pyaar ki mohtaj hai meri zindagi hans lete hain logon ko dikhane k liye varna dard ki ek kitab hai meri zindagi

Kisi din teri nazro se dur ho jayenge hum,
Dur fizaon me kahi kho jayenge hum.
Meri yaadon se lipat ke rone aaoge tum,
jab zameen ko odh ke so jayenge hum…

Meri barbadi par tu koi malal na karna,
bhul jana mera khyal na karna,
hum teri khusi k liye kafan ODH lenge,
pr tu meri laash se koi sawal na karna…


Nazron ko nazaron ki kami nahi hoti,
phulon ko baharon ki kami nahi hoti,
fir kyu hume yad karoge Aap,
Aap toh Aasman Ho aur
Asman Ko Sitaron ki kami Nahi Hoti.


Mana k kal hum akele reh gaye,
judai k aansu ankho se beh gaye,
rothe hue ko koun chup karayega,
jo chup karathe the wo hi aaj chup hogaye.!


Tamannao me Uljhaya Gaya hoon,
khilone de k behlaya gaya hoon,
Kafan me kyun na Jaun muh chupa k,
Bhari mehfil me Utaya Gaya hoon…


Aaj kareeb se guzar kr gayi hai,

Andaaz be nam kr gayi hai,
Maiyat pe meri ruk kr anjaan ban gayi hai,
poochthi hai logo se
ye kis ki maiyat sajayi gayi hai,



Rulane wale akhir hume rula denge,
zehar de k gehri neend sula denge,
fir b koi gam na hoga hume,
dard tho tab hoga jab app hame
sath chor ne ko kehenge…


Mouth k baad yaad aa raha hai koi,
Meri kabr se mitti utha raha hai koi,
Aye Khudha do pal ki zindagi aur dede,
Meri kabr se udaas ja raha hai koi…


Nakaam mohabat ka bhi afsaana hoga,
sache pyar ka b harzana hoga,
apne aankho se dekh lena Zalim,
teri “DOLI” se khubsurat mera “JANAZA” hoga….


Me duba tho kinare pe khadi thi dunia,
Hasne walo me mera mukadar b shamil tha,
Ro raha tho jo Janaze se lipat kar mere,
kaise keh dhoo k wahi mera katil tha!


Wo ayenge gar pr mere,
sun k mout ki kabr meri,
yaro zara kafan hata dena,
kamaskam deedar tho hoga myyat ko meri.
Dek k agar wo ro dhe tho utha dena,
agar kamosh rahe tho chera chupa dena,
humse agar wo krti h mohabbt to izhar wo karegi,

agar na kare izar tho beshrm ko dak k mar k hakaal dena..

लड़की को देख लड़के का दिल बोला, :lol:

“तुमको देखा तो ये ख्याल आया

पागलों के स्टाक में नया माल आया”

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navratri-pictureखुदा की रहमत में

इधर खुदा है, उधर खुदा है

जिधर देखो, उधर खुदा है

इधर उधर बस खुदा ही खुदा है

जिधर नहीं खुदा है….उधर कल खुदेगा

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नए जमाने का इश्क

एक हसीना अपने आशिक को पिटते हुए देखकर अर्ज करती है, “

कोई पत्थर से ना मारे मेरे दीवाने को….

कोई पत्थर से ना मारे मेरे दीवाने को….

कोई पत्थर से ना मारे मेरे दीवाने को….

न्यूक्लीयर पावर का जमाना है, बम से उड़ा दो साले को….”

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संता की पुकार

खाली दिमाग शैतान का घर होता है, एक नमुना पेश है,

दरख्त के पैमाने पे चिलमन ए हुस्न का फ़ुरकत से शरमाना….

दरख्त के पैमाने पे चिलमन ए हुस्न का फ़ुरकत से शरमाना….

ये लाइन समझ मे आये तो मुझे जरुर बताना!!

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दिलों की नई जबां

तेरे दर पे सनम हजार बार आयेंगे…..

तेरे दर पे सनम हजार बार आयेंगे…..

घन्टी बजायेंगे और भाग जायेंगे!!

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जिस वक्त खुदा ने तुम्हे बनाया होगा,

एक शुरूर सा उसके दिल पे छाया होगा….

पहले सोचा होगा तुझे जन्नत में रख लूँ…

फ़िर उसे ज़ू का ख्याल आया होगा!!

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मै तुम्हारे लिये सब कुछ करता

मगर मुझे काम था…

मै तुम्हारे लिये डूब कर मरता..

मगर मुझे जुकाम था!!

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मेरे मरने के बाद मेरे दोस्तों

यूं आँसू ना बहाना..

अगर मेरी याद आये तो..

सीधे ऊपर चले आना!!

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उनकी गली से गुज़रे…अजीब इत्तेफ़ाक था…

उनकी गली से गुज़रे…अजीब इत्तेफ़ाक था…

उन्होंने फूल फेंका…गमला भी साथ था!!

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Hindi Love Shayariयादें होती हैं सताने के लिए !

कोई रूठता हैं फिर मनाने के लिए !!

रिश्ता बनाना कोई मुश्किल तो नहीं !

बस जान चली जाती हैं उसे निभाने के लिए !!

कहाँ वफा का सिला देते हैं लोग !

अब तो मोहब्बत की सजा देते हैं लोग !!

पहले सजाते हैं दिलो में चाहतों का ख्वाब !

फिर ऐतबार को आग लगा देते हैं लोग !!

pyar-se-pyar-shayari-imagesजिंदगी देने वाले , मरता छोड़ गये,

अपनापन जताने वाले तन्हां छोड़ गये,

जब पड़ी जरूरत हमें अपने हमसफर की,

वो जो साथ चलने वाले, रास्ता मोड़ गये॥

ना पूछ मेरे सब्र की इंतेहा कहाँ तक हैं,
तू सितम कर ले, तेरी हसरत जहाँ तक हैं,
वफ़ा की उम्मीद, जिन्हें होगी उन्हें होगी,
हमें तो देखना है, तू बेवफ़ा कहाँ तक हैं |

Hindi-Shayari-300x297चहरे पर हंसी छा जाती है!
आँखों में सुरूर आ जाता है!
जब तुम मुझे अपना कहते हो,
अपने पर गुरुर आ जाता है!

चलिए अब ज्यादा आशिकाना मत होइएं और पढ़िएं कुछ हास्य शायरियां:

तेरे दर पे सनम हजार बार आयेंगे…..
तेरे दर पे सनम हजार बार आयेंगे…..

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