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Love Whatsapp Status in English 2016

loves when you listen to a song and it relates 100% sure to how you feel.

I hate being broken. I hate that I cannot go back.

The truth hurts for a little while, but lies hurt for a lifetime.

The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dream is you.

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life. It goes on.

Every LOVE story is beautiful, but ours if my Favorite.

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Life always offers you a second chance. it called tomorrow.

An Apple keep a day keeps the doctor away, I’m going to buy iPhone 6.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.

Do not be afraid to step on people… Mario made a career from it.

If you’re talking abt me behind mah back….. go ahead this is the best angle to kiss mah ass!

Someone else is happy with less than what you have.

All problems become smaller if you don’t dodge them but confront them.

One day you’re going to wake up and notice that you should’ve tried. I was worth the fight.

Results compulsorily require efforts. Efforts will not necessarily give results.

Love yourself. Love your day. Love your life.

Every day may not be good but there is something good in every day.

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10 VALENTINE SPECIAL LOVE STATUS MESSAGES:

1-) Love is a perfume you cannot pour onto others without getting a few drops on yourself.
2-) You stole a piece of my heart. Happy Valentine’s Day!
3-) You’re the apple of my eye happy valentine day my love!
4-) Love is a driver, bitter and fierce if you fight and resist him, Easy-going enough once you acknowledge his power.
5-) Men always want to be a woman’s first love — women like to be a man’s last romance.Wish you a very Happy Valentine Day!
6-) You’ve given me a reason For smiling once again, You’ve filled my life with peaceful dreams and you’ve become my closest friend. Happy Valentine Day Love!
7-) You’re extra special to me Happy Valentine’s Day My Dear!
8-) I know the language of the flowered. My fragile leaves, it said, his heart enclose. Love long has taken for his amulet One perfect rose.Happy Valentine Day!
9-) Loving is not just looking at each other, it’s looking in the same direction. Happy Valentine Day My Dear!
10-) Love is no respecter of age or practicality Neither morality: unabashed She enters where she will Unheeding that her immortal fires Burn up human hearts…

20 NEWEST LOVE STATUS WE FIND AROUND:

1-) Never chase love, affection, or attention. If it isn’t given freely by another person, it isn’t worth having.
2-) You can hate the lovers , you can love the haters….
3-) The difference between like, love and in love is the same difference between for now, for a while and forever.
4-) The difference between like, love and in love is the same difference between for now, for a while and forever.
5-) It is easier to get to the sun than to your heart
6-) Love is the most beautiful lie of all.
7-) if we love in our hearts so no need to speak.
8-) Love is simple, but not else
9-) ♥ Love me now ♥ Love me never ♥ But if You Love Me ♥ Love me Forever ♥
10-) Dear Heart, Please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, that’s it.
11-) I’m a girl who usually laughs at her mistakes, so excuse me if I laugh in your face.
12-) 3 things I want in a relationship: Eyes that wont cry, lips than wont lie, and love that wont die. ♥
13-) The best feelings are felt by the heart and cannot be heard or seen.
14-) 3 words, 8 letters, 3 syllables, 5 vowels, 3 consonants, 2 nouns, 1 emotion, many meanings, a big lie, a rare truth: I LOVE YOU !
15-) It is more important to be trusted than to be loved
16-) Just because I don’t talk to you, or text you first, doesn’t mean I don’t miss you. I’m just waiting for you to miss me.
17-) I don’t want to be your whole life, just your favorite part
18-) Women eye is the best enemy of men
19-) If you can’t change your fate, change your attitude.
20-) When someone says the words “I love you” and you don’t feel the same way, just say “I love YOUTUBE” Real fast.

20 COOLEST LOVE STATUS MESSAGES FOR 2015:

1-) Love can be demonstrated not defined.
2-) Fall in love not in line.
3-) ?Hi?, is a short, simple word but it?s how love starts.
4-) Being someone?s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.
5-) Love conquers all things let us too surrender to love.
6-) Only you can give me that feeling.
7-) I want another day with you.
8-) I?m done begging for your love.
9-) Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.
10-) Just because I?m busy doesn’t mean I don?t love you
11-) Be the type of person you want to meet.
12-) Love is just a word until someone special gives it a meaning.
13-) Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.
14-) You re special to me in every way. Thank you for being who you are.
15-) I can’t go a day without thinking about you.
16-) I usually don’t get attached too easily, but that changes when I met you.
17-) So many of my smiles begin with you.
18-) A true love story nerve ends.
19-) Every time you texts me my cheeks hurt! I guess I smile too big.
20-) You think you’re one of millions but you’re one in a million to me.

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35 Mixed up Love Status Quotes:

1-) Love isn?t complicated, people are.
2-) Love cures people, both the one who give it and the one who receive it- Dr. Karl
3-) Love has no limits.
4-) Don’t say you love me unless you mean it.
5-) Love when you?re ready, not when you are alone.
6-) I need you so much closer
7-) I hope you always find a reason to smile.
8-) Let all that you do be done n love
9-) Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
10-) I?d cross the world for someone like you
11-) If I had flower for every time you made me smile & laugh I?d have a garden to walk in forever.
12-) Can I borrow a Kiss? I promise I?ll give it back.
13-) I want you today and tomorrow and next week and for the rest of my life.
14-) When I talk to you i fall in love over and over again.
15-) I think love is fearless.
16-) Never trust your heart because it?s on the right side.
17-) I need you, you need me. Let?s make it work.
18-) Love me for a second and I?ll love you forever.
19-) True love has a habit of coming back
20-) All I need is your love.
21-) Why am I so afraid to lose you when you’re not even mine?
22-) You can?t stop loving short girls.
23-) The minute you think of giving up think of the reason why you held on so long.
24-) Love is the strongest force the world possesses, yet it is the humblest imaginable ? Gandhi
25-) I don’t even know why I like you. But I just do.
26-) There is no finish line so love the journey.
27-) Everything is fair in Love and War.
28-) My Hearts beats only for you.
29-) I love you even when I hate you
30-) I can?t stop missing you.
31-) Every time I look at the keyboard U and I always together.
32-) I?ll never forget the first time I saw you.
33-) Fund love, found sadness at the end of the line. – Wyn Owen Justin
34-) When I count my blessings i count you twice.
35-) My heart is perfect because? you are inside.

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TOP 100 BEST WHATSAPP STATUS

#1. ) “I love you not only for what you’re but for what i’m when i’m with you.
#2. ) “Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.”
#3. ) “To shine like the sun, you need to burn like one.”
#4. ) ‘I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.’
#5. ) ‘Work until you don’t have to introduce yourself ‘
#6. ) A girl’s smell on a shirt gives a guy a different high altogether.
#7. ) A good day for me is a one with equal joys and sorrows.
#8. ) Adversitements
#9. ) After Monday and Tuesday, even calendar says W T F..
#10. ) And this is the best whatsapp status for me personally.
#11. ) As long as i wake up in the morning and she is next to me, that’s all that matters.
#12. ) Best Motivational One-liners for WhatsApp
#13. ) Best WhatsApp Status Updates
#14. ) Borrow money from a pessimist- – he doesn’t expect it back.
#15. ) Broken Heart Whatsapp Status- Love Hurts
#16. ) Click here for Attitude Whatsapp Status
#17. ) Click here for Cute Whatsapp Status Quotes
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#19. ) CLICK HERE FOR MORE LOVE WHATSAPP STATUS
#20. ) Defeat your enemies with your success.
#21. ) Do it today or regret TOMORROW.
#22. ) Do not be afraid to step on people… Mario made a career from it.
#23. ) Don’t do homework save paper!
#24. ) Don’t mind the weather, it’s raining in my heart tonight
#25. ) Don’t tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!
#26. ) Don’t change yourself to be perfect. Find someone that is as imperfect as you to complete you.
#27. ) Don’t cheat. If you’re not happy just leave
#28. ) Don’t play stupid with me, I am better at it..
#29. ) Dying…..
#30. ) Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
#31. ) Every LOVE story is beautiful, but ours if my Favorite. ❤
#32. ) Every moment i spent with you is like a dream come true ❤
#33. ) Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. woman :)
#34. ) Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.
#35. ) Everyone says you fall in love only ones, but i fall daily with the same person.
#36. ) Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.
#37. ) Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.
#38. ) Famous Romantic Status for WhatsApp
#39. ) flip the coin.. head i am yours, tail you are mine. :)
#40. ) For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
#41. ) For say if you are feeling hurt you can go to the Heartache Whatsapp Status and same goes to others…. Love, Happy, Good, Inspiration, Motivational, Emotional, Funny etc.
#42. ) Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.
#43. ) Girls generally drool over hot guys, but they eventually fall in love with funny guys that make them laugh.
#44. ) Having Sex…
#45. ) here is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married. Think different, do different!
#46. ) Hurt me with a truth, don’t comfort me with a lie.
#47. ) I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours
#48. ) I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!
#49. ) I am so blind in love with you that I love even the most stupid thing you do.
#50. ) I didnt change , i just grew up. You shud try it once ;)
#51. ) I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it
#52. ) I hope you forget me but ever time i missing you….
#53. ) I just want to die young as late as possible.
#54. ) I knew, I was born to be a pessimist, because my Blood group is B negative.
#55. ) I love winter, First time I leave the house with a half cup of coffee and until I get to my car it is full.
#56. ) I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.
#57. ) I miss when we were close and told each other everything.
#58. ) I never really believed in magic until I saw you for the very first time.
#59. ) I smile …Because I don’t know WHAT THE HELL is going on.
#60. ) I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”
#61. ) I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
#62. ) I want to show you how much I love you, but to show that I’ll have to show you how big the universe is because I love you so much.
#63. ) I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
#64. ) I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
#65. ) I’m single because I take relationships seriously.
#66. ) I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED :)
#67. ) If a hug tell how much i love you, i would hold you in my arms forever.
#68. ) If being hot is a crime …………….. ARREST ME.
#69. ) If I had a pound for every time I got suspicious… I’d wonder who the f&*k was paying me, and why?
#70. ) If i had the world in mah hands, i’d give it all to you :)
#71. ) If I know what love is, it is because of you!!

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#72. ) If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it
#73. ) If supermarkets had some humor they would put the deodorants in the upper shelves.
#74. ) If you are a WhatsApp user than you are probably addicted to it & seek for things that your other Whatsapp addicted friend’s daily do on Whatsapp, one of them is updating your WhatsApp status… having a great quote whether inspirational, loving or emotional or updating status in a funny day describes your mood today in your circle.
#75. ) If you are afraid of life, you are scared to live.
#76. ) If you cant change the GIRL, Then Change the GIRL. :p
#77. ) If you’re talking abt me behind mah back….. go ahead this is the best angle to kiss mah ass!
#78. ) In order to success your desire to success should be greater than your fear of failure.
#79. ) INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar….They Always Look Good…IF IT IS NOT YOURS…
#80. ) It only hurts when you love someone and you know they don’t love you back.
#81. ) Keep Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you :)
#82. ) Let me love you if not for the rest of your life then for the rest of mine.
#83. ) Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell. ~ Anonymous
#84. ) love is when you feel totally complete
#85. ) Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt by someone you trust.
#86. ) Love seems like the best thing that happened to me because its you.
#87. ) LOVING MIGHT BE A MISTAKE, BUT IT’S WORTHS MAKING.!
#88. ) Loving….
#89. ) Mans are many but money is money :D
#90. ) Mistakes are good at times because they show what you should not do..
#91. ) Mix with people with a good attitude.
#92. ) Mom’s logic: If you go wild and break your legs, do not run to me and cry ..
#93. ) Most girls ask questions only when they know the answers, so be true.
#94. ) My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
#95. ) My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day
#96. ) Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …
#97. ) New Status Updates Everyday

#98. ) Nothing feels better than a surprise text from that person you miss. :p ♥ :-)
#99. ) One day i really want to say- I MADE IT.
#100. ) Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.

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TOP COOL WHATSAPP STATUS:

#1. ) I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!
#2. ) Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use
#3. ) When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free
#4. ) Problems keeps me busy to figure out them
#5. ) I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
#6. ) If you are afraid of life, you are scared to live.
#7. ) I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
#8. ) The mind needn’t be idle to be a devil’s workshop..!
#9. ) Love is little fight and romance
#10. ) A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you’re willing to learn something new.
#11. ) god created the living to worship him….well no one is worshiping me.
#12. ) Error: status unavailable
#13. ) You can’t expect me to be fine n I don’t expect you to care
#14. ) Life is too short. Don’t waste it copying my watsapp status….
#15. ) Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.
#16. ) I didnt change , i just grew up. You shud try it once ;)
#17. ) A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you’re willing to learn something new.
#18. ) They say disneyland is the happiest place on earth….
#19. ) Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
#20. ) Status doesn’t the true picture…
#21. ) Sorry vegiterians we can’t pretend
#22. ) Not always available, try your luck ;)
#23. ) I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
#24. ) Be a girl with a mind…A bitch with an attitude… And a lady with class.
#25. ) It has never been my object to record my dreams, just to realize them
#26. ) Waiting for wi-fi network.
#27. ) Win A BLACKBERRY, A CAR, Or A HOUSE In DUBAI…Use A Sharp Object To Scratch Here▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒​ Please Do This Now.
#28. ) The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.
#29. ) If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.
#30. ) I have decided to leave my past behind me ,so i owe you money…..sorry but I’ve moved on.
#31. ) Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!
#32. ) Man is made by his belief. As he believes, so he is
#33. ) You make me smile, Without trying.
#34. ) INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar….They Always Look Good…IF IT IS NOT YOURS…
#35. ) Like hurt in live
#36. ) science is a product of human curiosity.
#37. ) Man make money . Money make blind man
#38. ) People wanna see u well but not better then them.
#39. ) My life is busy without business
#40. ) pratice like devil n perform like angel
#41. ) I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
#42. ) I am the eye in the sky. Looking at you
#43. ) Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.
#44. ) Enjoy because it’s gonna happen anyway!!
#45. ) since 1910
#46. ) Don’t simply retire from something; have something to retire to
#47. ) I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
#48. ) Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you.
#49. ) I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
#50. ) Lets live,lets joy like there is no tomorrow
#51. ) Second chances are for loosers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
#52. ) Love your girl like You love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.
#53. ) One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
#54. ) Hey Zukerberge if you are still into acquiring internet services that people spend enormous time on ,may i suggest IRCTC.
#55. ) Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.
#56. ) I kept my heart strong like Iron but I didnt know that your heart is a magnet ..
#57. ) You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile.
#58. ) Love your girl like You love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.
#59. ) Life is short talk fast
#60. ) formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….
#61. ) Some Dreams Weren’t Meant To Come True….I Learned That From Life.
#62. ) Don’t kill the high! Cause you’re way to low!
#63. ) You can do anything you want, or be
#64. ) A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you’re willing to learn something new.
#65. ) Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arm.
#66. ) If you are afraid of life, you are scared to live.
#67. ) I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
#68. ) I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
#69. ) “Think and wonder, Wonder and think”
#70. ) no time to put a status
#71. ) Stay mature at mind. But a kid at heart
#72. ) Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…
#73. ) Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…(hindi)
#74. ) Too busy to update a status. 0_o
#75. ) Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. woman :)
#76. ) A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
#77. ) Why Is It That In Every Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are.
#78. ) I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”
#79. ) Life is too short – chat fast <– Most Cool Whatsapp Status
#80. ) I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
#81. ) Is Your Life Boring? Yes? Then Type ‘I Love <ur bf=”” gf=”” name=””>’ And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won’t Be Boring Anymore!

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BEST FUNNY WHATSAPP STATUS:

#1. ) Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
#2. ) WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
#3. ) I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
#4. ) Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.
#5. ) I’m sorry for the things I said when I was cold.
#6. ) Better late than never, but never late is better.
#7. ) I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
#8. ) Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
#9. ) I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
#10. ) Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.
#11. ) I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
#12. ) If you are shameless, you would do as you wish…
#13. ) On the other hand…you have different fingers.
#14. ) Why don’t you understand me like my iPhone does??
#15. ) Best Funny Whatsapp Status
#16. ) No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
#17. ) Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.
#18. ) Save your breath, you’ll need it to blow up your date.
#19. ) You remind me of my Chinese friend…Ug Lee
#20. ) If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

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BEST APRIL FOOL STATUS FOR 2015:

1- ”I knew all that hard work at the gym would pay off — my size 2 jeans fit again!” — (Be prepared to gain some haters with that one.)
2- A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions.
3- You can fool some people sometimes,But you can’t fool all the people all the time
4- A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
5- April Fool is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty four days.
6- A fool often fails because he thinks what is difficult is easy.
7- “Bye bye Everybody bye bye USA
8- You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.
9- When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
10- You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job. :-)
11- HAPPY APRIL FOOL DAY
12- ”Squee! (XYZ celebrity) just followed me on Twitter!”
13- If you wish to avoid seeing a fool you must first break your looking glass.
14- Hi Dear FOOL, Wish you a Happy April Fool Day. Today is your day.

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15- i am fool i am fool i am fool i am fool i am fool OK OK COOL I AGREE U R FOOL Control urself April fool wishes
16- You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge……..
17- If I make a fool of myself, who cares? I’m not frightened by anyone’s perception of me
18- Murkhta ke is pawan pak or pavitr tyohaar per sabee ko tahe dil se hardik badhai or subkamnaye
19- A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
20- ”Ahhh! Did anyone else get the email about them canceling school next week?
21- You think I am a fool, but you are a greater fool than I am.
22- A day will come when the world will celebrate your name, your fame, your personality and your views. But April Fool comes once in a year and that your day. :)
23- If I make a fool of myself, who cares? I’m not frightened by anyone’s perception of me.
24- Never risk your heart to a fool, for if you do you will surely become one..
25- It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.and YOU have already done a good job ;)
26- If you’re a girl You Can Say You Went To The Doctor And Found Out You’re Pregnant!!!
27- You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job
28- It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
29- I am fool i am fool I Am Fool I Am Fool I Am Fool Ok ok Cool I AGREE You Are FOOL Control Urself April Fool Wishes
30- ”OMG. I can’t believe I’m getting my own reality show.”
31- “Sorry peeps, but I’ve had it with Facebook. I’m shutting my account off for good at the end of the day.”

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