Crazy status

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You are free to be whatever you want. Don’t waste that chance!

Stand up for something.. even if it means your standing alone.

Taking things one day at a time.

best crazy love status

Be the change that you wish to see in the world.

I’m a Teenager: I have a messy room. I spend most of my time online. I have private shit on my phone. I go to bed late do whatever the fuck I like and I’m crazy about 1 person.

Be thankful for all you have, because you never know what will happen next.

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

Don’t call me crazy. I much prefer the term “mentally hilarious”.

I cannot tell you how grateful I am, I am filled with humidity.

I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.

The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.

Being stupid is its own reward.

Press “like” if you are crazy.

They don’t know that we know they know we know.

You must be a certified helmet wearing window licker to ride the sunshine bus..

OH MY GOD, The rain’s wet..

Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore, money does grow on trees.

The stuff you heard about me is a lie, I’m way worse…

It doesn’t matter what people say about you. It matters what you’re going to do to them after they say it!

Wonders if its bad when I’m talking to myself and I’m not even listening…

I know that you know that I know what you know and you know what they know so I know what you know they know, you know?

If a thoughtless thought is thought, would a thought thoughtlessly think of thoughtless thoughts whenever thinking thoughts are thoughtless? What a thought, eh?

You people are crazy! I know…I can recognize my kind.

Does anyone else get scared when a text reads “Can I ask you a question?”

I don’t talk to myself, i talk to the little voices in my head that tell me to do evil cruel things to people and that’s the reason why i smile all the time..

When you see my head tilt to the side and I start to stare into space. I would run. The voices inside my head just gave me a brilliant idea. Be very afraid!

I’ve been thinking. I know, it scares me too..

Am i the only one who gets this random urge to help old ladies half way across the street and leave them there?

Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee, you can’t stop me! I broke my off switch.

I was talking to myself last night and we both agreed that you’re crazy..

People change, things change, time changes, priorities change, but expectations always remain the same..

A wise man once said, You can’t be old & wise, if you were never young & crazy.

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

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