Going for Aerospace Engineering. Meri future GF ko bohat space milega.
You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture they hands you the camera.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
I knew, I was born to be a pessimist. Because My blood group type is B Negative
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong
Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein
“And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”
Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.
Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one. ~John Keats
“I know he’s a player, but I want to be the girl that he hangs up his jersey for and leaves the game”
“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.”
‘Women are cursed, and men are the proof.’ -Rosanne Barr
”We see all beautiful and colorful things in dis world from our BLACK n WHITE eyes!”
“You don’t know anything about pain until you’ve seen your own baby drowned in a tub… and you definitely don’t know anything about how to wash a baby.”
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it
When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
The “Night Out” ever…… but I don’t know why they took me to police station. Am I Famous??
One day I am gonna win….. I can wait till my death for it.
If you’re talking about me behind my back….. go ahead this is the best angel to kiss my ass!
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
Rawr means I love you in dinosaur.
Loved you once, love you still, always have, always will.
If you are reading this, go tell someone you love, that you love them.
I turned out liking you, A lot more than I originally planned.
I’m not addicted to texting, I’m addicted to the person I’m texting.
If I could re-arrange the alphabet I`d put “u” and “i” together, wait… that’s already on the keyboard
When I first met you… I Had No Idea That You’d Be This Important To Me ♥
You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree but the best way to fall is in love with me.
Love is patient, love is kind. love will make you lose your mind.