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Top dangerous qualities of Husband and Wife

ALL SMS BY ….RANA CHAHAL +917696647796

 Most Dangerous Qualities of Wife:

She listens HALF,
Understands QUARTER,
Thinks ZERO,
Reacts DOUBLE,
and REMEMBERS 100%

Most Dangerous Qualities of husband:

He listens nothing
Understands everything,
Thinks DOUBLE,
Reacts SINGLE,
and REMEMBERS 0%
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8 Funny Fart Jokes in Pictures

 Why did God make farts smell?  So deaf people could enjoy them too. #fartjokefriday

Best funny Fart Zone Sign !!

8 Funny Fart Jokes in Pictures..Best funny Fart Zone Sign !!

No fart zone sign

8 Funny Fart Jokes in Pictures..No fart zone sign

Fart Loading meter

8 Funny Fart Jokes in Pictures..Fart Loading meter

Funny Fart O Meter

8 Funny Fart Jokes in Pictures..Funny Fart O Meter

Nobody listens to me until I fart

8 Funny Fart Jokes in Pictures..Nobody listens to me until I fart

What a time to be aliveUnderwear patch to make your farts smell like mint.

8 Funny Fart Jokes in Pictures..What a time to be alive Underwear patch to make your farts smell like mint.

I really would like to take a yoga class, but I really can’t trust my farts.

8 Funny Fart Jokes in Pictures..I really would like to take a yoga class, but I really can't trust my farts.

World cup double meaning jokes

*Rohan Gavaskar marries Sonam Kapoor
*Suhaaagrat
*Unclasps her bra
*Shocked to see nothing
*Arun Lal: Cricket is a great leveller.
Arunlal’s wife appears in a new lingerie.
Arunlal: “Lalchaane ki koshish.. Ye ek boht ee romaanchak sthitee.
Arun Lal’s wife~Ye bar bar aap mujhe beach me Kyon laate hai ghoomne k liye?
Arun Lal~ Kyonke mujhe Samundar Ka Baahari kinaara pasand hai

Intelligent Father get away airport security !

An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, ‘Father, may I ask a favor ??

‘Of course child. What may I do for you?’

‘Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the Customs limits and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it.

Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Hide it under your robes perhaps ?

‘I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.

“With your face, Father, no one will question you.’
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first.

The official asked,
‘Father, do you have anything to declare?’


‘From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.’

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, ‘And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?’

‘I have a marvelous Instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.’

Roaring with laughter, the official said, ‘Go ahead, Father. Next please !’

Jokes on Investment banker.

Investment Banker was Getting Married.

During Wedding,

Wife Vomits..

Husband~ “What Happened ?”

Wife~ “Capital Gains Arising Out Of Previous Investment.”

Husband: U cheated me..

Wife: You should know mutual fund investments are subject to market risks. Please read the offer document carefully.


A man visits his bank manager and says, “How do I start a small business?” The manager replies, “Start a large one and wait six months.”


If you owe the bank Rs. 1 Lakh, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank Rs. 100 cr, that’s the bank’s problem.


Money talks. Trouble is, mine only knows one word – goodbye.

India vs Bangladesh quarter final match funny troll and meme

So it’s official now #INDvsBAN in quarter final on March 19.

See here some of the latest funny trolls and meme on India vs Bangladesh match.

1) Entry of Bangladesh into quarter finals = Entry of India into semifinals.

India vs Bangladesh quater final match funny troll and meme

2) india Celebration vs Bangladesh Celebration.

India vs Bangladesh quater final match funny troll and meme

3) Congratulation Team India to Qualify for Semi final without playing Quarter Final

India vs Bangladesh quater final match funny troll and meme

4) India give chance to bat all players !!

India vs Bangladesh quater final match funny troll and meme

5) India vs Bangladesh !! How each team see each other

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