Most Dangerous Qualities of Wife:
Most Dangerous Qualities of husband:
Why did God make farts smell? So deaf people could enjoy them too. #fartjokefriday
Best funny Fart Zone Sign !!
No fart zone sign
Fart Loading meter
Funny Fart O Meter
Nobody listens to me until I fart
What a time to be aliveUnderwear patch to make your farts smell like mint.
I really would like to take a yoga class, but I really can’t trust my farts.
‘Of course child. What may I do for you?’
‘Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the Customs limits and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it.
Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Hide it under your robes perhaps ?
‘I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.‘
“With your face, Father, no one will question you.’
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first.
The official asked,
‘Father, do you have anything to declare?’
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, ‘And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?’
‘I have a marvelous Instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.’
Roaring with laughter, the official said, ‘Go ahead, Father. Next please !’
Investment Banker was Getting Married.
Husband~ “What Happened ?”
Wife~ “Capital Gains Arising Out Of Previous Investment.”
Husband: U cheated me..
Wife: You should know mutual fund investments are subject to market risks. Please read the offer document carefully.
A man visits his bank manager and says, “How do I start a small business?” The manager replies, “Start a large one and wait six months.”
If you owe the bank Rs. 1 Lakh, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank Rs. 100 cr, that’s the bank’s problem.
Money talks. Trouble is, mine only knows one word – goodbye.
So it’s official now #INDvsBAN in quarter final on March 19.
See here some of the latest funny trolls and meme on India vs Bangladesh match.
1) Entry of Bangladesh into quarter finals = Entry of India into semifinals.
2) india Celebration vs Bangladesh Celebration.
3) Congratulation Team India to Qualify for Semi final without playing Quarter Final
4) India give chance to bat all players !!
5) India vs Bangladesh !! How each team see each other