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Funny My Choice meme and Trolls

My Choice, Rahul Gandhi : Congress

TV reporter : Why did you escape and disappear when your party and nation needs you the most ? Rahul : #MyChoice ����

My Choice My Government
Reporter – Why did u transferred Ashok Khemka..??
CM Khattar – My Govt., My Choice.

My Choice by Deepika Padukone style

Funny My Choice meme and Trolls... Deepika Padukone funny meme

Its my choice : Amul to use a butter knife or use my fingers

Funny My Choice meme and Trolls... Deepika Padukone funny meme.. Amul : my choice to use butter knife or my fingers

Don’t fall for fake feminism
Choose your role model carefully

Funny My Choice meme and Trolls... Deepika Padukone funny meme
Rahul Gandhi makes more sense about women empowerment than Deepika
Rahul Gandhi vs Deepika padukone women empowerment !!

My Choice
Funny My Choice meme and Trolls... Deepika Padukone funny meme

Before marriage*
My life #mychoice
*After Marriage*
My wife, My wife’s choice.

Just for fun !!

Funny My Choice meme and Trolls… Deepika Padukone funny meme

Dhoni great response to Pakistan

Pakistani PM : Hello Dhoni
We have heard that U r retiring after This IPL / World Cup.
Dhoni : Yes. True.
PPM : Will You please Join our team n lead Pakistan cricket n take it too new level.
Dhoni : Silence.
PPM: Please dhoni, we r ready to pay any amount.
Dhoni : Ok. I Will.
PPM :Tell me what will be ur fees.
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Dhoni : Kashmir.
Total Silence.
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Funny Increments Jokes by HR

To all  employees…
HR Head: This year also, increments will be as per the Bell Curve ��
Employee: what is that ?
HR Head: Let me put it in Hindi, “Ghanta milega”..!
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Life challenges message

Life’s challenges are not
supposed to paralyze you,
They are supposed to help you
discover who you really are.Good Night !

Love letter by HR manager will make you laugh so hard.

HR Manager wrote a love letter to his girlfriend!!Ever wondered how a HR manager could write a love letter to his girlfriend?

Dearest
Sub: Offer of Love!

I am very happy to Inform you that I have fallen In love with you since the 20th of October (Thursday) with reference to the meeting held between us on the 19th of October (Wednesday) at 15:00hrs,

I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending upon compatibility, it would be made permanent.

Upon completion of the probation, there will be a continuous on-the-job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses Incurred for coffee and entertainment would be initially shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However, I am broadminded enough to take care of your expenses account.

Request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, Failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be
considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Wish you all the best.

Thanking you In anticipation,

Yours sincerely,

Whatsapp jokes on Garami or Heat

42°+ temperature….
Dear Sun,
Please go to settings>display>brightness and lower your brightness! Please its too hot to handle!
Sun replied…
I have not changed any settings.
Please go to your settings and…
1. Increase number of trees…
2. Reduce carbon emissions levels…
3. Reduce concrete jungles…
4. Increase number of lakes…
Basically, switch to human mode from auto mode…!!!
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Best funny Interview Jokes

Interviewer: Where did u graduate from?
Candidate: IIN.
Interviewer: How many doors are there in this room?
Candidate: Two.
Interviewer: Choose any One to get out !!!!!
#Whatsapptext
Sardar went for Interview
funny sardar interview jokes.. Interview jokes..
Interviewer : What’s your name?
Applicant : Vijay Dhinanath Chauhan.
Interviewer : But on the application form it’s written Jignesh shah.

Applicant : To puch kyu raha hai BC?

45 cool life lesson by 90 Year old

45 LIFE LESSONS, WRITTEN BY A 90 YEAR OLD
1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short not to enjoy it.
4. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and family will.
5. Don’t buy stuff you don’t need.
6. You don’t have to win every argument. Stay true to yourself.
7. Cry with someone. It’s more healing than crying alone.
8. It’s OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
9. Save for things that matter.
10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
11. Make peace with your past so it won’t screw up the present.
12. It’s OK to let your children see you cry.
13. Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn’t be in it.
15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye… But don’t worry; God never blinks.
16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
17. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful. Clutter weighs you down in many ways.
18. Whatever doesn’t kill you really does make you stronger.
19. It’s never too late to be happy. But it’s all up to you and no one else.
20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don’t take no for an answer.
21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don’t save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
22. Overprepare, then go with the flow.
23. Be eccentric now. Don’t wait for old age to wear purple.
24. The most important sex organ is the brain.
25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words, ‘In five years, will this matter?’
27. Always choose Life.
28. Forgive but don’t forget.
29. What other people think of you is none of your business.
30. Time heals almost everything. Give Time time.
31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
32. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
33. Believe in miracles.
34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn’t do.
35. Don’t audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
36. Growing old beats the alternative — dying young.
37. Your children get only one childhood.
38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d
grab ours back.
41. Envy is a waste of time. Accept what you already have, not what you think you need.
42. The best is yet to come…
43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
44. Yield.
45. Life isn’t tied with a bow, but it’s still a gift.

Only for Smart people quiz

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs!
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch
at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a
porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
if you can raed tihs psas it on !!

Exam results Jokes

Jo STUDENTS paas ho jaye unko
CONGRATULATIONS …
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Jo STUDENTS fail ho jaye unko
DOUBLE CONGRATULATIONS ..
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Qki unki CLASS MAI NAYI LADKIYA
HONGI….
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NOTE : FAIL HONE ME KOI NUKSAN NI HOTA HAI :-:-P:-D:-D

Husband on Wife’s school reports

Husband was shocked to read Wife’s Old school
report card..
The comment written on Report Card…
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Very obedient and Soft Spoken student !!!   😛 😛
Funny husband wife jokes

Today’s cool Whatsapp Quote

Today whatsapp quote !! Motivation quotes Opportunities quotes

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